I, for one, welcome our salami-sorting robotic overlords. http://ping.fm/jnxAB

Just thought of 'Visualize Whirled Peas' which then led me to 'Contra Aid Kills... Communist Thugs'. Sometimes I miss Missoula.

The real reason why Steve Jobs hates Flash - Awesome blog post by Charles Stross. http://ping.fm/7hDf9

We make our own history.

Why is there no wooden Thomas version of Caltrain?!?

According to BMI calculation I am a fattie.

Someone needs to invent a drinko for Cinco that involves the game Plinko.

Today's best spam headline: "Boner tablets via Web". Yup, we're living in the future.

Is it hip if I use 'cuil' instead of the word 'fail'? Will people get that?

I think there should be a daycare named Cache Cr�che.

GLOBAL GINGER JIHAD - video for M.I.A's Born Free http://j.mp/b5p8LM NSFW

Good to see Tempe transplant SF police commish Gas�on speaking out about bogus new Arizona immigration laws.

I'm guessing Biodanza is Landmark Forum with humiliation via dance death march? http://j.mp/ba3cK9 Someone shoot me now plz.

Cumelada Vista, the nonsense song that has tortured me for years: http://j.mp/cpCmMG

I still forget that when people say 'last century' they mean the 20th Century.

Used the phrase 'you caused confusion and delay' in email, then realized was quoting Sir Topham Hatt from Thomas the Tank Engine.

Word I wish I could use more in day-to-day conversation: finial.

I think it should be a law that all hybrid cars only come in forest green. Really rub in your superiority.

Virtually abandoning eating restaurant food seems to be a good way to avoid gaining weight.

Ladies: this sweater with the big flowy front wrap pieces that hang to knees is silly. Plz retire from wardrobe.

I sure hope you didn't get your 'Holiday In Cambodia' tshirt at Urban Outfitters.

Decided that feeding my son cantaloupe sends a negative message. From now on I'm feeding him yesyoucanaloupe.

This news of a remake of Red Dawm makes me want to go pee in someone's radiator.

Wild salmon is currently available in San Francisco grocery stores for $31/lb.

Dr. Drew Pinsky sure has chained his immortal soul to the glorification of the suffering of other people.

East side hug it out! West side hug it out! South side hug it out! (nonsense lyrics / incompetent conflict resolution)

A new brown thing you'll totally eat. http://ping.fm/MBVV2

I could watch my son sleep for hours. Which would be mad creepster if he wasn't my kid.

Totes best shopping tote seen today: Virginia Quilting Museum.

I'm getting a 'Number 5 Is Alive!' tattoo in preparation for the remake.

I'm like a tween, except with middle age.

Anyone seen super creepy animated Michelin commercial where roadkill animals come back to life?

San Francisco Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum I Ioved you in Dazed and Confused.

A truck sticker activity book and a three year old is a potent combination for Friday night fun!

Windup cymbal clapping monkeys terrify me, thanks to all the 80s horror movies I've seen.

Today I am left mousing. It is annoying but apparently necessary.

As much as I hate MTV, 'Made' is still a fun and inspirational show to watch.

Wow there's actually a new version of skype for mac available. Just a point release 2.8.0.851 though.

My house is filled with the swish swish swish of a toddler in nylon track pants.

Ah Mondays: Bugzilla Reminder: 92147 bugs need your attention. Sigh.

I just spilled coffee on my laptop so this week is off to a good start.

This street corner feels pretty muggery.

My love of Juliette Lewis is reaffirmed due to mediocre roller derby movie 'Whip It'.

If golf is a real sport how come so many top players have beer guts?

I'm pretty sure I will be able to impress my children with the story of seeing The Big Lebowski in original theatrical release.

I didn't get a chance to finish watching 'Amelia'. Can someone tell me how it ended?

Remember when duracell batteries had the little charge indicator strip on the side? I miss that.

I'm alternating sips of beer and coffee because I am still working and haven't fully committed to the weekend yet.

I keep giving GBV songs more stars than they deserve in itunes because I feel like I'm supposed to like that band more than I actually do.

Best word heard today: retardamalated. Usage: "This code is retardamalated. Was it written by monkeys?"

Why is it that I still only know of the great band Passion Pit due to my looking up the song in that one cell phone commercial?

I think AT&T called from 1989 and commissioned the Beyonce song 'Video Phone'.

I don't know how I survived so many years without owning an LED headlamp.

I really appreciate John Water's dedication to his creepy moustache.

I just saw a woman in seersucker pants. Which means of course that summer is here!

Guy at gym just doused himself with Axe Body Spray. Which was weird, because he doesn't look 14.

I, for one, welcome our new robotic towel folding overlords. http://j.mp/cU1W8c

I keep seeing the word 'incunabula' lately.

Mr. Woodcock is a really underrated movie.

I am listening to the 'I Am...Sasha Fierce' album right now and enjoying it way more than I should be.

I am proudly rocking a 'Queen of the Kitchen' coffee mug this morning.

Doctorow rants about the ipad... enjoyable as always. http://ping.fm/m6QQs

Jujyfruits: destroying expensive dentalwork since 1920.

Command line work over a satellite link is an exercise in keyboard buffering and stacking vi movement commands in your head.

Keyboards are the most disgustingly filthy things in a modern office environment.