I notice 7-11 is now selling Mafia Wars and Farmville cards next to the phone cards.

Considering naming my next kid 'Double Down' to capitalize on both revival of movie 'Swingers' and KFC product endorsements.

I miss C-band. Also that's a great name for a nerdcore rapper.

I enjoyed Glee at first but now it seems overly clever and not very funny. Am I missing something?

Back in the bjorn again.

I just ripped off the tip of my fingernail and taught my son some new words.

Bugzilla reminder: 28,154 tickets need your attention. Happy Monday!

I'm feeling awfully bougie these days. Boushie?

Yoplait is the Mountain Dew of yogurt.

Secret to potty training: tile floors and catholic guilt. Jk about the floors.

Check out Phil Jackson's awesome myspace page. It's real, right? http://j.mp/aRPppR

I've got Kid Cudi's 'Pursuit of Happiness' on repeat and I'm just going to listen until my head explodes or I achieve enlightenment.

Violator Depeche Mode + Coldplay = Muse.

Sous-vide cooking has jumped the shark.

Best dog breed? German Shepard of course. Case closed.

Thumbs up on the new mango orange bagel at Noah's. It's kinda pre-marmaladed.

I really need a pair of mariachi pants.

Young Joc is pretty good in a Dead Prez sort of way.

I ate a churro today so I'm safe from getting pinched, right?

I suppose you could do some sort of suburban orienteering by using satellite dishes as compasses.

Hey people I just watched a movie about some sort of bridge and Obi-Wan Kenobi was in it! Reals!

Bernie the Bus is totes real. OMG! http://ping.fm/SLD0s

Why isn't the FCC shutting down these completely snakeoil 'Cancer Treatment Center of America' ads?

Sure wish I would have thought of blog title 'Free Darko' first.

I just heard the term 'sports blog'. Does that exist? Never thought of it.