Asked my wife to get me the coal scuttle. She looked at me blankly.

Everyone else went to Stanford game, I'm at home with the boys MAKIN DRIED APPLES! YEAH!

Sadly after all these years the only tune I can play on the piano is the JELLO theme.

ice cream or cupcake?

Lost public half of ssh keypair for automated login. Turns out if you feed private key to ssh-keygen -t it regens the public key!

I'm a sucker for the Cohen Brothers. Just put on 'A Serious Man'.

I'm thinking it's Vampire Weekend in those Honda commercials running constantly on tv right now?

Phone just told me SMS ERROR GENERALPROBLEM. Gee thanks for that one.

Today's adventure achievement: held a soapy baby in the shower and didn't drop him! UNLOCKED

I think The Rock is metamorphosing into Tony Robbins.

Holy crap I just figured out the company is called Lexmark because it's based in Lexington (KY). Glad I wasted time thinking about that.

There should be a social network for middle aged computer industry wannabe hipsters called 'Girl Talk'

The forced jocularity of childrens' tv show hosts really wears on the soul after a while.

That's a real glue trap for the soul.

Girl Talk at the Wilma Theater in Missoula would really rock my socks off http://j.mp/cX4O3Z

Today was a real 'keep the beast shambling' kind of day at work.

NY ex-governor disgraced by prostitute scandal is interviewing Ferris Bueller's teacher on CNN right now.

The process of deciding whether to be friends with a guy should probably be called dude diligence.

I feel its the rule somehow that guys named Rodney are required to have long hair.

@martinbarry I vote for smokeping & mtr.

Isn't every goddamn piece of software a service? SaaS makes no sense.

Remember when we called mash-ups 'sampling'?

Me with Tobias Oetiker of rrdtool fame http://ping.fm/jKxwq (by @gfontejon)

They should send American Pickers around to do interventions with Hoarders.

Word I created today which I swear sounded really clever in context: "code-dependent".

My company supplies envelopes and letterhead in every office supply cabinet. How quaint. Where's my dictaphone, huh?

Probably says something about me that I've read both 'Where's My Jetpack?' AND 'Jetpack Dreams'.

HTC Sense Android devices (Incredible) have automated flickr upload integration. Moto Droid X doesn't. WTF PEOPLE?

I seem to have an amazing talent for understanding heavy Indian accents on bad phone connections. Need to monetize that.

I just created a drink called 'I Weep For Kentucky'. I don't know what's in it, but it's really bitter.

For some reason I put Tilda Swinton and Toni Collette in the same vaguely disturbing category.