I think that if you can read a magazine while you are working out you are probably not exercising hard enough.

The fail, it BURNS!

Ate at Popeye's on drive home this evening. Regretting massive transfusion of fat and salt. How do people survive eating that stuff?

Blew the water pump in the jeep but still got the boat on the lake yesterday. Another hot and sunny day on the water today!

Going to the lake.

Going to the lake.

I feel like the 'you're a puppet and I'm the puppetmaster' dance move is super played.

Why does this train have magic fingers?

Thinking about ackles this morning.

Best thing heard from a crackhead tonight on walk home from store: "now you have a Merry Christmas!"

Shia LaBeouf: Professional Doofus (http://ping.fm/c1rsz)

Dear Sprint: your Sprint Smartspeed evdo software on the mac blows. Thanks for locking up my machine if I don't disconnect before sleep.

Today I be vdiff'in.

Father's Day dorkout: watching 'Swiss Rail Journeys' on PBS with my son.

My toddler is the exact opposite of a yes-man.

Getting ready to head to the Farmer's Market.

It's weird to walk out of a ballpark... and be home! Kind of a cold windy one tonight.

I've got a Sprint wireless card with gps. However I can't figure out how to get the location info into anything useful like Fire Eagle.

...yeah it was called of course Steg O' Saurus! (cc transcriber did that accidentally)

Gym TV closed captioning taught me a joke: Ever hear about the Irish dinosaur?

Tried to put $30 on my laundry card - machine malfunctioned and charged my bank card 5 times - $150! Wtf Coinmach? Srsly?

Bran Van 3000 does a rocking slow jam cover of 'Cum On Feel the Noize'.

NY Times just used 'effect' when they meant 'affect'. (http://ping.fm/RqUw6)

Starting my Monday morning on Sunday night with coworkers in Bangalore.

Santa Cruz = white people trying too hard + tattoos.

Riding the hwy 17 express bus and enjoying a young girl's ukulele
playing. Recommended soundtrack if you are headed to Santa Cruz. @l
Los Gatos, CA

Reading 'Rocket Fighter', an autobiography written by a German Me-163 pilot in WWII. That took some serious cojones.

I'm converting my life to digital today and turning off my analog broadcasts.

If you think WONTFIX-EAD is funny then you have been working with bugzilla waaay too much lately. Oh wait, that's me.

Wow how many commercials is Brooke Shields in right now? Not that I'm complaining.

Well according to last.fm recommendations I am apparently the biggest 'Tilly & The Wall' fan in the world. Don't know how I feel about that.

Billyburg trustafarians endangered! Yes! (http://ping.fm/jVvcJ)

I'll Pose Like Rocky Tonight! (http://ping.fm/RTAjC)

Well apparently I am 12 years old because I keep giggling every time I crack open a fresh Phuket.

I'm eating tayberries for lunch, which makes me keep thinking about Vic Tayback. Yes, both of these are real things.

Crackhead ahead of me in line at Safeway just dropped his crackpipe and then pretended it wasn't his.

How come the TV show 'Cheers' was supposed to be set in Boston but nobody sounded anything like people actually from Boston?

Go see 'The Hangover' as soon as possible. It is completely funny and amazing and makes you cringe and feel good all over at the end.

Today's milestone: Mommy cheese please!

Sourceforge.net has been down for hours today... which makes me realize how much open-source software depends on that one site.

I have a terrible craving for an NYC bodega-style ham & cheese on a roll. Will someone overnight one to me please?

Bernanke has something hidden behind that beard. It's either a baby sparrow or the collapse of the US economy.

Toast is my substrate.

I'm using wikimapia.org to see which apartment complexes in my neighborhood have outdoor pools.

Turns out that guns, cars, and men do kill people. http://ping.fm/E247e

Anyone have any recommendations for renter's insurance?

Ran a mile on treadmill today. Last time I ran that far was in high school.

My two year old sat quietly and watched WALL-E tonight for over an hour. Absolutely enthralled.

Check my photo on sfist. (http://ping.fm/gkbZD)

If you can't provide me with a .ics file we can't schedule a meeting.

An old friend reminded me that the battle of Coral Bay (so violent it appears in none of the history books) occurred on my birthday.

Really appreciative of all the facebook birthday wishes from everyone. Thanks all!