Children are in bed. PREPARE TO UNLEASH GAME OF THRONES!

My son demands I watch while he picks up toys. Somehow he is using the Heisenberg uncertainty principle to his advantage here.

I expect reparations from Australia for The Wiggles.

I feel like the small appliance industry really didn't give a shit when they named the food processor.

Sadly I am the king of global data structures in perl.

Plan today: listen to Vampire Weekend until my boat shoes bleed.

What's the point of tiptronic transmissions? It's like playing Outrun on the easy setting. Get a manual if you want to shift.