Get those damn bees out of here! Oh, you're watching soccer huh? Nevermind.

Opinions are like Yahoo accounts - everyone's got one.

Remember when you had to wait until evening to call someone because that's when the rates were cheaper?

There's probably some sort of bacteria that only lives on soap, right?

Imagine a world where there were no police procedurals or medical dramas on tv.

GTFO by Crash.Disco! http://ping.fm/XDLme actually heard a chiptune on the radio (well Sirius BBC 1 but close enough).

It's pretty awesome being a dad.

Postapocalyptic animated film '9' visually stunning with great characters but plot a real letdown. movies

Well I guess 'Wake Up' by Arcade Fire is pretty much a cliched 'serious emotional life-affirming movie trailer moment' song now, right?

I now know what a vuvuzela is, unfortunately. Thanks a lot soccer/twitter/wikipedia.

My Rule of Documentation: never write in email that which can be adequately described in a twiki page.

I watched Fitzcarraldo last night and now I despair of ever accomplishing anything useful or meaningful in my life.

The complete lack of narrative cohesion in 'One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish' really disturbs me.

Biodiesel is basically a bunch of non-sustainable baloney, right?

People keep mentioning 'The Hangover' when they see me sporting the baby bjorn.

Glorious Denver, I salute your omelet.

Today's computer geek gym tshirt blast from past: Boundless Technologies.

"Wikipedia k-hole"

Drinking large glass of chocolate milk before workout. I believe that is a 'performance enhancer', right?

The fail whale is forcing me to get too much actual work done today.

I just ate a pretzel m&m. Tastebud explosion. Mind blown.

dear lazyweb: please recommend a home 802.11g/n extended range wireless router.

dear lazyweb: please recommend a less eyeball abusing alternative to evite.

I'm trapped in a race to the bottom ... of this delicious bowl of froot loops!

Disc Golf on the community access channel? Oh yeah, I'm in Santa Cruz.

Feeling pretty proud of myself for building text munging oneliner with paste, join, and nl. Long live the almighty command line!

Well at least Al can listen to his Dead Kennedys records now without all the disproving looks from Tipper.

AC at gym is broken - accidental bikram stairmaster

Montanans get to make the last stand against the zombie hordes invading the US. Yay. http://j.mp/dqJFrw