It's made out of meat - The Spamularity. Suck it, Kurzweil. http://ping.fm/wnhaq

I probably write perl code same way as I wrote code in GW-BASIC in 1987, just with fewer line numbers and GOTOs.

Today has been an awesome day of sitting around grandma's house, reading books, and playing with the kids.

Does this look infected to you?

Someone please invent a multivitamin in the form of a delicious dinner roll.

"Daddy I want cheerios. No, not the heart ones, the sweet ones!" - my 3yo, on the taxonomy of Cheerios.

Saw a VW Beetle with license FFFF66. And yes, it was indeed 'light brilliant yellow' nrrd color websafe

We are going to spatchcock the turkey on Christmas, which is apparently still legal in this state.

This has been an absolutely insane year. Good news: we survived! On vacation until 2011.

Codereviewed and checked in a script to automate a bunch of work for a bunch of folks. Better stop while I'm ahead. sysadmin xmas

Your mother is so fat that someone made a joke only a lisp programmer could love http://i.imgur.com/Ue5hb.jpg

I got a fever for tha flava of a flavia.

Done got Lipitor-up last night.

Pretty sure our xmas tree grew more needles after we brought it home just so it could shed more.

Done got lipitor up last night.

Secondary sexual characteristics are an important component of mating decisions. http://ping.fm/4CA2t

The Chicago song 'You're My Inspiration' popped up on my itunes and its good there wasn't anything sharp nearby for me to stab my eardrums.

The high five was invented in 1977 by a gay professional baseball player.

For the first time in my life I have been invited to join a book club. Honor? Have I arrived at last in high society?

I just blew a 3 year old's mind by giving him a Starburst.

F'IN MAPQUEST! http://ping.fm/ry6zB

Homework is destroying our youth. http://ping.fm/67dnc

3yo very concerned we have no fireplace for stockings. Says we must buy one, and a fire too. parenting christmas

Boy Christmas sure unleashes the deluge of desperate emails from dying websites that still have your address, huh?

Dave & Busters is basically Chuck E. Cheese's for grownups, right?

Every time somebody says something stupid today I'm going to stare at this picture http://i.imgur.com/FGS0N.png (via @solarce)

I always thought this railroad maint machine was called a 'scarefire' (awesome) but it's actually a scarifier. http://youtu.be/AM7-loAlhgo

When I hear 'Echoes Myron' by GBV I _almost_ understand why people go nuts over that band.

FACT: you are legally required to get a personalized license plate if you own an Audi TT Coupe.

The Mac spining beachball of death has become my Rover. I cannot escape.

I think we can all agree that the Antikythera Device is the Hellraiser puzzle box, right?

FIRE THE PURGE SCRIPT!!!

Some days it's a lot easier to tell other people to follow the process than it is to make yourself follow the process.

I like reading grey text on a white background because I can pretend it's SPOOOOKY GHOOOOST WRITING. Goosebumps!

It's so cute when babies just fall asleep in mid-crawl.

Did someone hit Owen Wilson in the face with another frying pan?

I've got a bandaid on my earlobe today, like I totally went to the wrong kiosk in the mall.

Starting Monday at Inbox Zero. Feels good, man.

Cutting and cataloging holga negatives. Feels good, man.

Composed a sweet song 'Babysack Finn' to the tune of 'Babyback Ribs.' I'm thinking EGOT.

Blueberry pancakes and eggs for dinner.

I need a Pillow Pet with a built-in flask.

"In short, we are living in the aftermath of an alien invasion." http://ping.fm/w1lhL

I'm gonna beat this server with a bag of oranges.

Baby sat up for bath for first time tonight. 7 months tomorrow.

I made my son what he requested for lunch - a turkey & ketchup sandwich. Please don't tell my wife.

I think we can all agree that I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE would be the best ever high school yearbook senior quote.

bootstrapping a new human being, one day at a time.

Give me a command line interface with enough switches and a prompt where I can type it and I shall move the world.

Horrible: boy thought murdered & mutilated, actually plane stowaway fell from wheelwell http://ping.fm/OanfB

Just switched my google voice to a Belvedere, CA number. I'm movin on up, virtually speaking.

Any day that only .6% of our servers fail a software push is a good day.

Viva Variety at SF Sketchfest this year. That will be good.

I don't know which is receding faster: my hairline or my aspirations.

Barney is on TV singing a Christmas/Hannukah/Kwanzaa medley right now. IT BURNS

There's a shocking lack of construction paper in this purported 'art supplies' section at Walgreens.

Anyone planning a Four Loko Christmas? Last chance!

Idea: beano for dogs.

Has scientific analysis of the effectiveness of the blood donation questionnaire been performed or is it just all a bunch of hooey?

I just discovered the magic that is gist.github.com. It's pastebin with
VC & there's an emacs mode!

From what I can tell QR codes are mainly a way to over-complicate URLs.

I seem to be developing the knees of an 80 year old man.

Baby sleep sacks are just the thing for San Francisco winters.

Stanford coach: "God willing and the creeks don't rise, I'll be here" what's the rule that coaches have to be all 'folksy'?

Planet Green tv channel, please explain how your show Miami Ink fits into your ecological worldview.

Saw a mailing list post for 'used children's violin' and all I could think of was 'baby shoes, never worn'.

I hope Dinky Hocker got in to a good program and got clean.

The sleigh bells are what really take 'I Wanna Be Your Dog' over the top and make it a classic. Well that and Iggy Pop's drug problem.

Hippie at coffee shop trying to push some sort of raw food bar on me & my kid. Don't worry, not falling for it. That's how they trap you.

Writing my yearly self-review. I got tons of things done at work, presented a paper at a conference, AND we had a second baby. Total blur.

I'm in a coffee shop in the same building as the Long Now Foundation. I feel insignificant.

My biggest challenge at work is learning how to delegate. Turns out trying to do everything myself isn't a good long term solution.

Calling companies you extract money from 'partners' makes about as much sense as calling your wage slaves 'associates'.

I put the baby on the floor and he lays there. I look away for a moment and he is right behind me. Basically I have a babby Weeping Angel.

Screw it, I'm joining the The Rent Is Too Damn High! party.