I'm pretty excited about this 1983 'Best of Bisquick' mini cookbook grandma gave me.

My kingdom for a barcalounger!

I finished Dr. Who last night so now there's a gaping void in my life. Any suggestions?

Using the free wireless to watch 'The Hills' is probably a crime against humanity.

Crabwalk it off

3yo is rocking out to 'Clap Your Hands Say Yeah'. He'll probably be living in Williamsburg by next week.

Get me a quatah watah boss

I'm probably going to kick someone in the vuvuzlea today.

Is the plural 'beef jerkies', 'beef jerkys', or 'beefs jerky'? I'm so confused.

I have no idea why my sprint evdo wireless dongle has a microSD slot but I just used it to get pics off my blackberry so that's cool.

I just realized that not everyone grew up hearing about and dealing with the curse of leafy spurge and spotted knapweed.

You can pry this cafeteria booth from my cold, dead butt.