Sadly I am the king of global data structures in perl.

Plan today: listen to Vampire Weekend until my boat shoes bleed.

What's the point of tiptronic transmissions? It's like playing Outrun on the easy setting. Get a manual if you want to shift.

The zipcar we usually rent these days is nicknamed Marauder. Unfortunately it's a Mazda 3, which really limits our pillaging opportunities.

Crap, chickpeas and garbanzo beans are the same thing. I could have gotten all my hummus ingredients at Trader Joe's if I'd known that!

Are chickpeas and garbanzo beans the same thing? I feel like I should know that.

Hm just heard Langhorne Slim in a Travelers insurance commercial.

Wikipedia: the best source for television show information ever created. Oh I think there's some other stuff there too.

Just once I'd like to see a kids tv show episode teach the lesson that selfishness can be more effective than teamwork.

Hanging with my sons and writing a dd-wrt wireless bridging howto. A fine way to spend a Sunday morning.

"Let's make a shitty 1970s cartoon, but with Latinos!" - the a-holes who created Dora.

Argh yet another yo dawg http://i.imgur.com/GhcLt.jpg I'm sorry.

Current goal: watch every Burt Lancaster film.

So glad I waited on buying an iPad, so that I can now also not buy an iPad 2.